MACHINE GUN NUT

Alright, my weary brothers and sister. I know life is kicking you around. Frankly, life has kicked me squarely in the ball bag quite a few times too. Guess what? We don't have to take the beating lying down with our bellies exposed. We're human beings, and what's more important…we're Americans. Not the Americans who bow they're heads and take whatever the Man wants to hit us with. No, we're the TRUE America. We're the ones who get beat up and one day decide that we're not going to take it anymore. We're the free thinkers and the rebels. We're the unruly mob that dumps a million dollars worth of tea into the Boston Harbor because we don't want to get taxed without representation. What are we, if not living in a Democracy that doesn't represent us? We're here with a very simple mission. We want to supply people with a like mind as our own with anti-establishment t-shirts that let the world know exactly how they feel. We've seen enough old men wearing "Don't Tred On Me" t-shirts while they trample on the will of the REAL common people. We're not people who make $60,000 a year and dodge out on taxes while the hungry multitude front the bill. Fuck the establishment and everything it stands for. If you want to wear your anger on your shirt, then come to us. If you want to raise your fist in the air and damn the Man, then we're right beside you. If you're ready for a peaceful revolution fueled by knowledge and human triumph, then we're ready too. Let's show these fake Americans what it really means to voice our opinions. We come from a long tradition of this, and the government had never been able to stop change from happening before…and they won't be able to now. When a population educates itself and learns how to say "no", then the whole world will grind to a stop and listen. We would love for you to buy a fucking t-shirt from us. We don't want to go back working for mega corporations and a dozen thoughtless asshole bosses. We have made a living making these t-shirts, and we thank each and every one of you that has helped us succeed…anti-capitalist dogmas included. Just ask anyone who works here…it's way better than slaving away at Wally World. Welcome to KillTheEstablishment.com.